wait my sign isn't my sign?

So I saw this article about Astrological signs and according to it I may be a Virgo. Color my world blow. Then I started looking up Virgo traits and it got me wondering. It appeared I may be a Virgo after all. Then I saw this description of Libra what I always thought my sign was and I am sorry I am a Libra.

Dave and I have a running joke that he is going to teach our kids to make mud pies just to watch mommy flip out.